Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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