there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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