Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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