talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
tell me about the eggs
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