i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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