in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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