he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Your penis caused this!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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