normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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