Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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