I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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