I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We got so high we made milksteak
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
