What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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