Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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