I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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