i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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