when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Sorry about my life...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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