But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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