Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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