i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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