garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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