When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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