Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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