I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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