so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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