her vagina looked like bernie madoff
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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