Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
