Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The Olympian is in my bed
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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