normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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