Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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