sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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