At least make sure they are 18
Why
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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