Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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