pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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