come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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