I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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