You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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