Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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