Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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