I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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