her vagine was all disorganized.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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