Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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