when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I met the friendliest cop last night
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
