ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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