They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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