I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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