Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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