I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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