I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
COCAINE IS GR8
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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