White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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