I don't think brook has ever known best
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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