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(727): View more from Florida

a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(817): View more from Texas

you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag

(817): View more from Texas

could you get any more awkward?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.

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(361): View more from Texas

Did i throw a brick at someone last night?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

this is really not the time to pretend we have morals

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(573): View more from Missouri

You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing

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(931): View more from Tennessee

OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!

(931): View more from Tennessee

Wow.

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